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A bunch of whimsical short stories with forumers as characters

Discussion in 'Everything Else!' started by Jaxx, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Abcidee

    Abcidee Icefeather

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    Jaxx Insignificant Person

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  3. Abcidee

    Abcidee Icefeather

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  4. Jaxx

    Jaxx Insignificant Person

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    Can't think of stuff to add to Transformer Spirits. Gonna write random crap instead.

    "Salvation!"
    "Destruction!"
    "Hope!"
    "Despair!"
    "I will end this suffering!"
    "One way or another!"
    - Metatron

    "When push comes to shove, when the going gets tough, all you need do is smile and laugh."
    - Vonchi. Or Milky Way. Whoever you prefer.

    "I am judge. I am jury. I am executioner. You have been found wanting, and I declare thee guilty."
    -Uriel

    "All the guns of Minerva could not stop the marching of Hildegard's feet."
    -Bell

    "I never wished to be king.

    Although I have lived past a century, children of Earth, in the eyes of my people I am no different from you; I am a child dancing in a council of ancients. I may be called the most honorable of Nadir's nobles, but that has given me no sway in minds of the court.

    I learnt to fight out of necessity, to lead warriors and battle would-be assassins, but that was all to it: necessity. I am not ambitious and fearless like Aslan, nor proud and unbreakable as Duran is. Mastery of courts and battlefields came with being crown prince, but they are not my passions.

    Music, sweet beautiful music, was all I ever wanted to create. My dream is not to make Nadir a perfect Utopia, nor to give it an unbreakable peace. No, my wish is to bury song deep into the heart of the forest, to make men and women, children and elderly, this very land move to music, to have children dance in the fields, to have the mountains sing with pride, to bring comfort in times of sorrow, to make laughter in times of joy, to remember peace in times of war. This is my simple, childish dream: to bring song into the heart of Nadir.

    But that dream is not to be. Perhaps in another time, in another place, in other circumstances, but thoughts such as that are meaningless. I exist in the here and now, in a place and time where we teeter upon the precipice of war, and what my people need is not a musician, but a king. The only melody I will make shall be made with blades, the only song I shall sing shall be those of battle.

    I do not mean to undermine your efforts to maintain this peace, on the contrary, I admire them. You are but babes, and yet you are able to do what most of us in the congress cannot: bring harmony and joy to this universe, and for that I am ever thankful.

    But this cannot last forever.

    Should the time come where you fail, where we fall into the pit of war, you must leave. Run to Earth, to your beloved families. People like you aren't meant for war. Children should play in the fields."
    -Khirel
     
  5. Razura

    Razura Overlord of my waifus Lilith, Armel and Asakura

    Wot about my Lucid, Lilith or Asakura? :(
     
  6. Jaxx

    Jaxx Insignificant Person

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    Don't know them well enough.
     
  7. Razura

    Razura Overlord of my waifus Lilith, Armel and Asakura

    Well thanks! ;w;
     
  8. Jaxx

    Jaxx Insignificant Person

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    Writing this in my school library, so this is obviously rushed.

    Also, nonsensical shit.

    He
    *backspace*

    They
    *backspace*

    The leaves
    *backspace*

    "How did-
    *backspace*

    "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

    Iados Jaxx slammed his head into the keyboard unintelligent mouthings flowing out of him like a river.

    "I could make- *this is a language?* with the amount of- *wut* I'm- *a sound humans should not be able to make with their mouth*", he said.

    Outside his room, Grandeur found herself hesitant. Her hands were prepared to open the door, but she found herself unable to create the motions required to actually enter. Her thoughts were stuck between choosing to open the door and giving him the letters in her hand and turning around and leaving. Perhaps a more senior member of the group might have known what to do, but Grandeur was resolute in proving herself independent enough to do her job without supervision. As nice as they were, the Will of the Forest could not handle another second knowing one of the elves in the ship was keeping watch over her. Even Khirel's presence was beginning to get more annoying.

    The sound of typing was loud enough for her to hear from behind the wall, and for a moment, there was a constant stream suggesting Iados had finally calmed down before-

    ;ALSIYHFLN.WEIYRHAL.LSDJKOVHBWUEHFanwH TAPWOEIRYf hE.WO;RIAWE4

    "Sweet Archangels of-!"

    A scream resounded.

    Grandeur's pause continued. Unable to come to a decision, she turned to the person sleeping on the couch right next to her.

    As if she was psychic, Anis spoke up, her voice sleepy as ever.

    "Just slip it under the door, *yawn* he'll probably pick it up and notice it when he's done."

    Grandeur softly smiled.

    "... Thanks."

    She prepared to-

    *SMASH*

    The sound was so loud, Anis' eyes flew wide open and Grandeur took a step back, startled.

    "Oh, great! Jus' feckin' greeeeeaaaaaat!"

    Anis got up from her couch, fear, registering clear on her face.

    "... He's mixing accents."

    Grandeur looked on her, her usually blank face clearly confused.

    "That is a bad sign," Anis said, "He only ever starts mixing accents when when he's really pissed."

    "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

    "Oh, ja! Of all the times ya had to brek' ya jus' ha' to brek' now ya litul shi'!"

    "Is that supposed to be Scottish?"

    "Two weeks! Two, feckin' weeks!!! Ya think that a man would be decent enough to make earphones that last for at least a month, but nooooooooooooooooooo! They all ahve to break after TWO. FUCKING. WEEKS!!!"

    Anis rushed out of the hall, ignore the frozen white beauty standing near her. She would be nowhere near this mayhem.

    "Igna karkuz avakaazz iltushaash! Helvek! HELVEK?!"

    Grandeur paused. Strange, neither Khirel nor Uriel taught her those words. She moved in closer, curious to hear more.

    "Alkavakel dushneq torrrrrrrrrrrrrde- Afackityfackity fak!!!"

    Iados' rant would continue into the night, but Grandeur would not be there to learn any new words. Khirel stole her away by dinner.
     
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  9. DeltaRubee

    DeltaRubee i should probably give up on SS soon

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    jaxx back at it again with dem fanfics
     
  10. Ozuros

    Ozuros "All you need is Hime" -Ozu 2017

    Mine Eyes :eek:
     
  11. Abcidee

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    *eats popcorn*
     
  12. Jaxx

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    When will you ever run out of popcorn?
     
  13. Abcidee

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    *eats popcorn*
     
  14. Nyte

    Nyte Aye

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    I like cookies
     
  15. Jaxx

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    Noted. I'll remember that when I get to finishing up "The Recruitment 2", which is basically me grabbing people from SSF and putting them all in a meeting
     
  16. Ozuros

    Ozuros "All you need is Hime" -Ozu 2017

    I call shotgun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  17. Nyte

    Nyte Aye

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    I have a shotgun
     
  18. Jaxx

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    Wouldn't be surprised if you did...
     
  19. Abcidee

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    Jaxx wanted someone to comment on his stories but he doesnt update. What would the readers read then?
     
  20. Sayano

    Sayano Retired

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    Read the adventures of how I met my girlfriend, soccer spirits global forum edition.
    Coming to a thread near you.
     

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