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Kinda sorta maybe I dunno I think not sure fanfic

Discussion in 'For Fun' started by Paradox, Nov 19, 2016.

  1. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    So I got an inspiration from the unwhaler @Unknowned to make a fanfic about my team.

    P.S - Yeah, I know you all gonna say Asakura is selfish and blah blah blah but dat samurai hits like a truck, even when facing Duke or Beth in front of her.

    P.S - Lilith is my waifu, fudge off. ;w;

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    - Match just ended, le players walking off the soccer field and going to their locker rooms -

    Me: Dafaq just happened, Bora? How could you barely do anything to Angela? And on top of that, it was Vann! Not Sharr! How could you not win the match within 45 FUCKING minutes?

    Bora: (Stares quietly at the floor)

    Me: It's not like you. Most of the time you know how to score a goal.

    Bora: B-But... The opposing team team had a fake Duran...And with that Kevin on their side they gave me a hard time...

    Me: ffs, Bora! Why am I giving you Dragon's Bone and Red CD? You're supposed to be the best utility Striker!

    Bora: Bu-but...Angela had so much DR and crit resist...And that slut Askeladd gave me the looks and---

    Me: STOP WITH THE EXCUSES!!! Make sure you beat Angela to the ground or I'm giving you William's Teranox's Blood instead! (Walks away in xtreme anger)

    Bora: Fucking dammit, I hate this stupid metagame...

    - 10 minutes later, in le female locker room -

    Bora: Screw this shit! (Punches the wall in anger)

    (le Metatron walks over)

    Metatron: There there, Bora. It was just your unlucky day.

    (Le Asakura overhears and joins in the convo)

    Asakura: She's right, Bora. Even I had a hard time in today's match. We all were unlucky.

    Bora: (Sulks and quietly stares at the floor)

    Baltheon: Maybe if Elaine knew how to hold the ball right we could have won.

    (Elaine looks away at Baltheon)

    Elaine: Oh, so it's MY FAULT now? Maybe if you were a bit faster we could have won.

    Baltheon: Please, you're faster than me yet you still couldn't do anything.

    Elaine: Why, you little...! You talk big, yet Razura only decided to ST you to Lv70 cause he didn't have enough resources to ST and +160 Shura! If he did you would have stayed Lv60 forever! Ha!

    Baltheon: Why, you...! Stop trying to act like you're the MVP of this time! You're not!

    Asakura: C'mon already, calm down.

    Elaine & Baltheon: Shut up, you barely did anything too!

    Asakura: Please, I can hit like a truck! I'm the true ACE of the team.

    (Silk walks over)

    Silk: Excuse me?

    Asakura: I-It's nothing, A-Ace player.

    Silk: (Looks at both Baltheon, Bora, and Elaine) You three just remember I'm the first that Razura decided to ST and +160. And also, without me as Ace player, this team is nothing. Got it?

    Bora, Baltheon, and Elaine: (Crosses arms and looks away)

    Silk: Good girls. (Walks away)

    Le Lilith, just sitting there, smiling

    Lilith: (Talks2Self) At least I'm his favorite player hehe. I wonder where he's gonna take me tonight. (Prepares to change to her pre-nerf E art clothes)

    (Lucid who wasn't playing the match walks over to Lilith and talks to her)

    Lucid: Preparing for a date with Razura, huh?

    Lilith: Hehe yes. Gonna be fun.

    Lucid: Enjoy your little date.

    Lilith: Oh, don't worry. We both will. (Winks)

    - Meanwhile, in le male locker room -

    (Jin, Duran, and Avnore who wasn't playing the match crowd around a small section of the wall)

    Avnore: (With a drool face) I'M IN HEAVEN! Jin, you might be an old man, but you sure know your way around the locker rooms.

    Duran: Shut up, 4-eyes! Let me enjoy the view here!

    Jin: Where's Kiki? I wanna see her in that lingerie she bought the other day.

    Khirel: (Sitting in a corner, with a facepalm) I'm surrounded by idiots...

    Jheet: Tell me about it, man...

    - To be continued...? Who knows. xD This was actually pretty fun. Maybe I'll make another one when I reach CL haha.

    Sooo...any comments, guys? xD @Kyoko Hitaka @Nawzu @2D-kun @PaxMilitae @TsukiS @Jaxx @rdtx2015 @Tsun-Nya
     
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  2. JLawliet

    JLawliet Milky Wayfu~

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    @Paradox is it just me or at least 40% of then is copied? o3o
     
  3. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    Hey, give a man a break. I had a similar situation like that anyway. xD
     
  4. Nawzu

    Nawzu Bora Husbando

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    scolded best girl, 0/10
     
  5. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    Nawzu pls. Even your Bora knows how to screw up.
     
  6. Nawzu

    Nawzu Bora Husbando

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    The only thing she knows how to screw up is Nawzu
     
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  7. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    Oh, shut up lmao. All she knows is how to blow everyone away.

    On a serious note, like I said, even your Bora can lose in a match so don't give me that crap.
     
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  8. Nawzu

    Nawzu Bora Husbando

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    so r00d
     
  9. Xetael

    Xetael The Oblivious

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  10. JLawliet

    JLawliet Milky Wayfu~

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    @Paradox why not add some ecchi spice in it? :eek:
     
  11. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    I couldn't think of something ecchi lol. But I will in the next fanfic.
     
  12. WarlordCXN

    WarlordCXN

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    nice fanfic paradox, i rate lilith/10, plz continue :v
     
  13. PaxMilitae

    PaxMilitae This world needs more Noa

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    After reading Unknowed's and Para's version, I can totally see this becoming a meme.
     
  14. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    Haha thanks, will do!

    A meme? How so? xD
     
  15. Okayshows

    Okayshows Recall Sharr please

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    That moment when Baltheon cross dress and change in the female locker lsmirk
     
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  16. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    I did that on purpose since I have his female skin. xD
     
  17. Unknowned

    Unknowned The Part-time UnWhaler

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    COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!

    Lol just kidding, but seriously you should change most of the script though, otherwise it feels too similar to mine :D
     
  18. PaxMilitae

    PaxMilitae This world needs more Noa

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    Honestly, I thought it was intentional, as in making it some sort of running joke.
     
  19. Unknowned

    Unknowned The Part-time UnWhaler

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    Bu-but I started it, created it... lsleepy
     
  20. Paradox

    Paradox Proud Overlord of my waifus Lilith and Asakura

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    Lol sorry, I couldn't think of something else. xD But I promise my next fanfic will be completely different and with some ecchi in it.
     

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